According to MSNBC, anyone who watches Fox News is paranoid and racist.
Well.
Paranoid, no. Worried about the welfare of my country? Yeah. Sorry, I hadn't realized that that, too, is now a crime, right next to dissent. Legalize patriotism, jeez.
Racist? Any liberal who watches MSNBC and supports Planned Parenthood is racist, because Planned Parenthood was established to cut down on "impure" reproduction. A.K.A. African American and other races. There are people who would only donate money to the organization if their money was used to kill a black baby. And the organization was happy to comply.
Wait-- any good Conservative is likely to have watched Fox News, which was proven in a study to be the most balanced news network. Hmm. And don't Conservatives oppose Planned Parenthood? Does that mean they oppose a racist organization? Could it be? Heck yeah.
Fox News is the most balanced because it isn't filled with radical, sadistic lunatics. It focuses on facts and logic rather than letting emotion and bias affect it.
Anyway, NOW, in addition to being called racist, demented, racist, biased, racist, annoying, racist, misleading, racist, lying, and racist, I am now called paranoid and racist.
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