Alleluia to Obama

These songs were sung and taped by New Jersey students. Wow. People actually worship Obama. Usually I joke about people worshipping him, but they really do. See for yourself. These are the song lyrics:



Song 1:

Mm, mmm, mm!
Barack Hussein Obama
He said that all must lend a hand
To make this country strong again

Mmm, mmm, mm!
Barack Hussein Obama
He said we must be fair today
Equal work means equal pay

Mmm, mmm, mm!
Barack Hussein Obama
He said that we must take a stand
To make sure everyone gets a chance

Mmm, mmm, mm!
Barack Hussein Obama
He said red, yellow, black or white
All are equal in his sight

Mmm, mmm, mm!
Barack Hussein Obama
Yes!
Mmm, mmm, mm
Barack Hussein Obama



I assume they say "Mmm, mmm, mm" because the next step after gay marriage is cannibalism. And how kind of them to mention his middle name to remind us all that, yes, Obama is friends with a terrorist (he's working on befriending more). Everyone must lend a hand, unless you oppose him; if so, shut up. Be fair today? When did killing innocent people become fair? Equal work means equal pay. With the exception of, of course, Congress and Barack Hussein Obama (mmm, mmm, mm). Who decides whose jobs equal others and who gets paid "equally"? If we all get paid equally, do we get to tax the government? No matter what color you are, you're equal in his sight. Unless you're red (red state).



Song 2:

Hello, Mr. President we honor you today!

For all your great accomplishments, we all doth say "hooray!"
Hooray, Mr. President!

You're number one! The first black American to lead this great nation!
Hooray, Mr. President we honor your great plans

To make this country's economy number one again!
Hooray Mr. President, we're really proud of you!

And we stand for all Americans under the great Red, White, and Blue!
So continue ---- Mr. President we know you'll do the trick

So here's a hearty hip-hooray ----
Hip, hip hooray!

Hip, hip hooray!

Hip, hip hooray!

We honor him for all his great accomplishments... That's sort of rude to Obama, don't you think? I mean, if I was going to be honored, I'd want to be honored for something other than something akin to having polka-dotted unicorns eat the Earth (AKA something horrible and impossible). Mr. President, we know you'll trick us all! So here's a hearty hip-hooray...

Which one sounds better, more logical, and more believable: "In God we trust" or "In Obama we trust"? I think God wins by a landslide. Which is why we have him on our dollar bills. Though maybe we should put Obama on them, since he's the one who made (and is making) them worthless.