The Chance of a Lifetime

Illinois.

It's where all the terrorists seem to have connections. Obama is from there, and we're considering sending the Gitmoe detainees there.

"A once-in-a-lifetime opportunity" it is called by Dick Durbin. How true. It will happen only once in our lifetimes... and never in anyone else's ever again. Apparently it would allow Chicago and surrounding areas to create more jobs. If we're desperate enough that our job opportunities include "prison guard for terrorists", that tells you how well the "stimulus" is working.

Oh, and get this. Poor little Chicago, who doesn't get to host the 2012 Olympics. Let's make it up to them with a new tourist attraction: "Terrorist-poking for the little ones and pie-throwing for adults; cost: your will". The tourists will come in waves after that.

This is the chance of a lifetime, people: the chance to end yours.