Sunday, May 16, 2010

My Crazy Conspiracy Theories... Not So Crazy After All?

It's really been awhile, hasn't it? March 3rd looks like my last post. Well then. I've got a lot of catching up to do.

First of all, the oil spill. That sucks. Bigtime. I mean, this could scar our country for decades. They're not being able to stop it or clean it up effectively. Tons of animals are already being hurt by it, and it hasn't even reached the shore yet. I actually have entertained the idea that Obama or some of his terrorist chums may be behind this. It's not really all that probable, but definitely not impossible. I mean, I know as a liberal he's supposed to care about the environment, but destroying America and/or world domination would kind of toss that out the window.

Speaking of destroying America, something IS up with this guy. Here's the deal: Obama has been using a Social Security number for applicants in CONNECTICUT, even though he reportedly never had a mailing address in that state. Also, the number was issued between 1977 and 1979, even though his first reported employment was in 1975. Why is he not in handcuffs and being impeached and removed from office and deported and possibly locked up in Gitmo (the real Gitmo, not Gitmo Americano)? Because that would be racist. Of course.

Which is another pet peeve of mine because OBAMA. IS. NOT. BLACK. The guy's bi-racial! He is HALF WHITE, for the love of whatever it is liberals love!!! And even if he was black, that doesn't change the fact that he is practically undeniably an illegal immigrant and not eligible to be President of this country, which as we speak he may be trying to sabotage!!! **takes deep breath** And did he ever even produce his birth certificate? Well, if he did, then why did Hawaii make a law that says they can ignore requests for his birth certificate? What do they have to hide?

My brother says I'm a radical conpiracy theorist. I haven't neglected to remind him that at first he thought Obama wasn't that bad. Wrong. That Obama isn't really friends with terrorists. I know at least one. That Obama is too a citizen and why don't I shut up because I'm crazy? Wrong.

Which is why it wouldn't surprise me if Obama blew up the oil rig along with being an illegal alien. But, you know... I'm crazy.

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