Going Once, Going Twice... And the New WTC Is SOLD, to The Guy With The Towel On His Head

First, I need to say something. I have been going over to the Fox News site practically every freaking day, in search of a juicy tidbit that I could blog/rant about to my family. But every day it was the same old thing. Oil spill, Obama, Obama and the oil spill...

Oh, hey, while we're on that subject (those of you not blessed with the mind of a bored teenager, try to bear with me here), anyone watch Huckabee on Saturday night? Well, THESE PEOPLE NEED TO BE IN WASHINGTON!!!!! There were ordinary, everyday people coming up with creative solutions to the oil spill, from soaking it up with hair to a biologically friendly mixture that absorbs it. It was amazing! These are examples of American ingenuity and resourcefulness.

Meanwhile, in Washington...

The government is not trying to solve this problem. Instead, President Obama is on a wild rampage blaming BP in search of an *** waiting to be kicked. Because that will solve all of our problems.

I can see it now: "President Obama, you're a savior!!"
"I think we've already established that."
"No, not just to Muslims, Mr. President! To America!! Your desperate chase after the *** to kick resulted in all the oil magically disappearing! It's clear that you knew just what to do and acted immediately and without reserve! Congratulations, Mr. President. I think it is safe to say you are the greatest President in American history!!" (polite clapping)

Yeah, right. This is how it really went down:

1. Monstrous national disaster strikes
2. Time passes
3. Finally, the government leaps into action, with a brilliantly formulated, precisely crafted plan of "finding whose *** to kick".

I think I know whose *** to kick. I'll leave it at that.

And now for what I intended to post about in the first place...

The United States is having different entities bid on the ownership and operation of the new World Trade Center. One of the companies has ties to, you guessed it, the Middle East. Oh, the gruesome irony!

Oh, but never mind, it's okay! I forgot that ethnic discrimination in the interest of national security is wrong. That means that the terrorists aren't really Muslims, they DIDN'T come from the Middle East, and thus it is completely logical and secure to let the Arabs own the new World Trade Center. Phew!! I was scared for a second there.

Wait, how long is a second? Because I'M STILL SCARED. THIS IS AMERICA!!! It's one thing to be friendly. It's another thing to be "friendly" (and "friendly" means make terrorists completely untouchable by morals and society EVEN AFTER they killed 3,000 people), get bombed by those you were "friendly" to, rebuild what was bombed, and then ask your "friends", "Hey, are you buying?"

"Sure, we'll buy it. That wasn't exactly in our game plan, but hey... whatever. We already owned it once."

HOW CAN WE BE SO FREAKING STUPID?!?!?!?!?