Hello, Guantanamo Bay Resort, Would You Like To Make A Reservation?
www.foxnews.com/politics/2010/07/13/gitmo-detainees-serve-time-playing-games-talking-family-skype-taking-classes/
That reminds me of a commercial for Oreos in which a soldier oversees is talking to his son through a laptop (possibly with Skype?). Except the Gitmo detainees are not American war heros. They are enemies of our country, and they get to watch flatscreen TVs and enjoy a view of the Caribbean Sea. They get to play table football and talk to their families. Aww, how sweet. And especially "compliant" detainees enjoy an increased level of freedom. Compliant? They're terrorists. They're there because they WEREN'T compliant. (...) I give up (not on changing America, but on convincing Dems; why would I want them helping me help America anyway?).
This is insane. The detainees enjoy getting to watch Twilight. This shows their level of ingenuity. And somehow we let them terrorize our nation for years because we don't want to "offend" them. Stupid Democrats.
Baseball Boycotts Arizona? (If Only The Liberals And Immigrants Would, Too...)
www.foxnews.com/politics/2010/07/13/campaign-heats-star-game-arizona/
So they want to move the All-Star game in protest of Arizona's new immigration law. Where are they planning on moving it to? Mexico?
Another thing: what's wrong with the law, anyway? It makes perfect logical sense that illegal immigrants in a state that borders Mexico tend to occasionally LOOK MEXICAN! It doesn't make sense to stop every single person and ask them if they're illegal immigrants. You have a description of the suspect. Whether the suspect likes it or not is not our problem. And listen to this (from the article at the above link):
"The law makes illegal immigration a state crime and would require local police to check the immigration status of anyone they suspect of being an illegal immigrant provided they don't stop them for that reason alone."
So, in other words, if you're a Mexican driving eight other Mexicans down the highway at ninety miles an hour in a neon orange van, you're going to get pulled over for speeding. And if the officer is astute, he will smell a rat and check the immigration status of the nine of you (and gently suggest that you refurbish your ride).
My advice to Mexicans is: if you come here, get citizenship. Whether or not you get citizenship: observe the speed limit.
This Just In: Tea Partiers Are Evil Racists Out To Get Your Children!
www.foxnews.com/politics/2010/07/13/tea-party-preempts-racist-resolution-condemns-bigoted-naacp/
In condemning every conservative action as racist, it is the NAACP and the entire liberal population in general who are actually the ones being racist.
There are racists in every crowd. I'm sure I would not be hard-pressed to find a few racist Democrats (gasp!). But since even racist Democrats are, in fact, Democrats, the Democrats leave them alone.
No, it's only when there is the prospect of political gain or advantage that the liberals proceed to pick apart every incident in a desperate search for incriminating evidence; evidence that conservatives are hard-hearted racists, despite the fact that they fought for and freed all those slaves in the Civil War (anyone recall that little detail?).
Well, the Democrats have found their isolated instances of racism and proceed to denounce the entire Tea Party movement as racist.
There are some racist signs, but even a blind man can see that most of our signs say, "Taxed Enough Already" and "No Taxation Without Deliberation." But since we are being oppressed by a black man (even though he's as white as he is black), I suppose we are racist. Imagine that.
I must say, this has been quite a post, but when I went on FOXNews.com, it was all right there, waiting to enrage me... I couldn't resist.
However, such a post cannot be titled easily and eloquently to include all of its parts, so I just went with the title that described the post and liberals' latest antics best.
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