A high school student in Colorado was told that he had to take down two U.S. flags flying from the bed of his pickup truck because they might make other students uncomfortable.
I'd like to ask the security official to please remove the "F America" sticker from her forehead because that makes some people uncomfortable.
The security official reportedly told the student that the school promoted diversity. ("America doesn't have a national language or a national religion, so why have a national nationality?!?!?")
Yes. We all know that the word American, and the American flag, is offensive to some Americans.
... ... ...Wait, what?
The only "Americans" that the American flag offends are idiot liberals and terrorists. These people aren't really American anyway. Soon we won't be able to eat meat because it offends vegetarians, we won't be able to use guns because... never mind, that's already in the works. We won't be able to use paper or live in houses because that offends trees and their human spouses. We won't be able to go to church because... Oh. Again, that's already in the works. Ah, the things we do for the sake of political correctness. Aren't we just adorable?
Speaking of "Americans," Republicans are leading the Democrats in the polls by ten percent, the largest gap in almost seventy years. Bam.
However, Republicans need to pull themselves together. Literally. There are the Tea Partiers, the GOP, the Constitutional Conservatives... I happen to agree with a lot of these branches, but I think that all of the... denominations of Republicans need to unite. That's how we get the votes. A great guy with great values running with a label nobody's heard of is just going to dilute the votes.
Another thing: we need to stop running moderates. All they do is slowly compromise anything they've said they believe in (which is little in the first place). RINOs need to get out. You can't be a cafeteria conservative. Either choose or join the Dark Side. May the Force be with you.
Republicans need to change the face of their party into a strong face that people can trust. Because being better than Democrats is not going to help America or keep them in power. Saddam Hussein was "better than" the devil. That doesn't make him good. Republicans can't be better. We have to be the best.
And we can, if we vote smart, don't kill babies, and work hard to make the world a better place (through strength, not taking military funds to save the llama tree or something).
So fly your flags! Unite! Vote!
And most importantly, think.
And Democrats, as for you guys... just, um... keep doing what you do. It gets us elected so we can undo it.
We'll put those crosses back up in Utah. We'll remove the terrorists from the White House and from your backyards and courtrooms. We'll save babies (and really save them, as in save their lives, not put them on welfare). We'll pray, to God, for America (three birds with one stone). We'll establish a state language. Oh, oh, we'll get borders. Those would be nice. And freedom, with no extra charge! We'll give people's money back... Oh, the things we'll do, the places we'll go, the people we'll see. I love America. We need to elect officials who do, too.
God (not Allah) bless America.
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