Saving The World

Harry Reid is trying to convince his constituents that he saved the world and they just don't realize it. How'd you save the world, Harry? Invent the internet?

I guess we must not have noticed. I get a mental image of Harry Reid flying around in blue and red spandex, his cape billowing in the wind, and get the feeling that that would be something we probably couldn't help but notice. He must have been humble in his world-saving and suddenly decided to brag about it. With no relation to the upcoming elections, of course.

According to Reid, we'd be in a world-wide depression if it weren't for him. Thanks to him, we are merely heading at breakneck speeds toward a depression instead of being in one. Thanks for saving the world, Harry.

I don't believe him. Did he win a Nobel Peace Prize? No. Obama is the Savior, not Reid. I think Reid may have missed that memo. "Hey, all play-acting as God normally on schedule is cancelled due to Obama being the Savior. Force of habit does not matter. As much as we may want to, no Democrat but Obama can claim to be God (while simultaneously obviously not believing in him). Are we clear?" Yeah, Harry must have been out doing typical Democrat Saturday-night stuff when that memo came out.

And I don't know where America was when the "Harry saved the world" memo came out. Probably out working, filing taxes, taking our kids to school.

Harry telling us he saved the world is actually a jab at himself. The world is not looking very saved. That's like a homeless man telling his kids he got pizza and dividing a piece of pepperoni among his five kids and wife. Yeah. Thanks.

So, Harry, little suggestion, next time you save the world, can you do us all a favor and stay out of it?