Hitler Campaigns For The Right Of Jews!

Hitler campaigns for the rights of Jews!

Oh, never mind. It's just Cuba and China campaigning against the United States for "human rights." The "against the United States" part is the only thing that really matters, of course. If human rights were really at issue, they'd be hypocrites.

This is obviously nothing more than an anti-American stunt, much like, say, trying terrorists in civilian court. Anti-American hate will be spewed, some regulation will be passed, and we will continue down this road of insanity. Just watch.

The Obama administration has decided to join the convention, unlike the Bush administration. Is anyone else sensing a pattern?

Under the guise of "taking the process seriously [which] contributes to the universality” of the human rights process. Newsflash: you don't take JOKES seriously.

Pause to entertain a conspiracy theory:

All the liberals in the world are conspiring to bring the United States down. Well, yeah, that's obvious. But what devices are they using? Let's just say, for the sake of my conspiracy theory, that they have employed the following:
1. The UN
2. al Qaeda and other terrorist groups
3. various elected officials
And what use would they have for each of these? Well, each one can somehow bring the U.S. down. Terrorists, of course, can bomb us, which not only shakes our security (both our sense of and the actual), but can cause financial problems and political and ethnic divisions. The UN is great at screwing with things, and they're also powerful and well-known. They are a great device to put pressure on our government, spread propaganda about us, and pass universal regulations. And, of course, having people on the inside (elected officials) is great for them, too. They also use newspapers, TV and radio shows, and any medium they can to spread propaganda, or at least hide the truth. I don't think we've realized how far they've got their hands in the cookie jar, so to speak. Even without employing terrorists.

America honestly has much better things to do than deal with these bogus claims. Especially by Cuba and China. This makes it even more obvious that it's just a cover-up. All this will do is make us more lenient toward terrorists and illegal immigrants.

Does this sound suspiciously like the liberal agenda? Yes. Yes, it does. So you can see where I'm coming from.

Although it seems like everything that is evil in the world sounds suspiciously like the liberal agenda.