Yes, We Can!

We did it. Republicans are Republicans (or at least getting there). We struck down both amendments that would add a public option to the Senate bill. Even some Democrats opposed it. And almost all, if not all, of the Republicans opposed both amendments. One amendment was defeated 15 to 8, the other 13 to 10. Things are looking up. To Obama, I have one thing to say about America taking back their country, no matter how well the person holding the country can talk:

Yes we can!

Two Biggest Differences Between God and Obama

Difference No. 1: The media sure as heck don't worship God.

Difference No. 2: God doesn't think he's Obama.

So anyway, just wanted to get a little laugh in. Here's the deal. Turns out the libs are saying we shouldn't "bar illegal immigrants from paying their way in a government-sponsored exchange". That's like... that's like... it's hard to come up with an analogy to match this one. I mean, illegal immigrants are breaking the law. Okay? These are criminals who aren't even citizens of our country. What we do is we catch them, deport them, and then ask them if they want the United States' (correction: Canada's) health insurance. Which they won't be able to get because they won't be citizens.

If Obama cares about us so much, why are his liberal hordes and himself doing everything in their power (and some things outside their power) to help everyone but us? There are "47 million uninsired Americans" and there are, what, 13, 14 million illegal immigrants? Who will Obama choose? WWOD? What will Obama do?

Freedom of Expression

As much as I hate to say it, the New Jersey students had every right to make those videos. That's their constitutional right. But we have the same right (scary music). The fact that they made those videos (and obviously were brainwashed) doesn't mean the conservatives are scared. Okay, let me rephrase that. We've been scared for some time now, but we won't back down because of some videos. I mean, liberals might get freaked out by constitutional rights, but the right doesn't.

Alleluia to Obama

These songs were sung and taped by New Jersey students. Wow. People actually worship Obama. Usually I joke about people worshipping him, but they really do. See for yourself. These are the song lyrics:



Song 1:

Mm, mmm, mm!
Barack Hussein Obama
He said that all must lend a hand
To make this country strong again

Mmm, mmm, mm!
Barack Hussein Obama
He said we must be fair today
Equal work means equal pay

Mmm, mmm, mm!
Barack Hussein Obama
He said that we must take a stand
To make sure everyone gets a chance

Mmm, mmm, mm!
Barack Hussein Obama
He said red, yellow, black or white
All are equal in his sight

Mmm, mmm, mm!
Barack Hussein Obama
Yes!
Mmm, mmm, mm
Barack Hussein Obama



I assume they say "Mmm, mmm, mm" because the next step after gay marriage is cannibalism. And how kind of them to mention his middle name to remind us all that, yes, Obama is friends with a terrorist (he's working on befriending more). Everyone must lend a hand, unless you oppose him; if so, shut up. Be fair today? When did killing innocent people become fair? Equal work means equal pay. With the exception of, of course, Congress and Barack Hussein Obama (mmm, mmm, mm). Who decides whose jobs equal others and who gets paid "equally"? If we all get paid equally, do we get to tax the government? No matter what color you are, you're equal in his sight. Unless you're red (red state).



Song 2:

Hello, Mr. President we honor you today!

For all your great accomplishments, we all doth say "hooray!"
Hooray, Mr. President!

You're number one! The first black American to lead this great nation!
Hooray, Mr. President we honor your great plans

To make this country's economy number one again!
Hooray Mr. President, we're really proud of you!

And we stand for all Americans under the great Red, White, and Blue!
So continue ---- Mr. President we know you'll do the trick

So here's a hearty hip-hooray ----
Hip, hip hooray!

Hip, hip hooray!

Hip, hip hooray!

We honor him for all his great accomplishments... That's sort of rude to Obama, don't you think? I mean, if I was going to be honored, I'd want to be honored for something other than something akin to having polka-dotted unicorns eat the Earth (AKA something horrible and impossible). Mr. President, we know you'll trick us all! So here's a hearty hip-hooray...

Which one sounds better, more logical, and more believable: "In God we trust" or "In Obama we trust"? I think God wins by a landslide. Which is why we have him on our dollar bills. Though maybe we should put Obama on them, since he's the one who made (and is making) them worthless.

The Love Train

I believe I've mentioned this a few times in previous posts. The "Love Train" is a very nice idea. Very nice. Too nice. People can't just be nice to everyone else and expect everyone else to be nice to them. The world does not, sadly, work that way.

Raise your hand if the date 9/11 has any significance in your mind. Ever watch TV? Well, then you know that people hurt one another. Has anyone you knew or someone they knew been murdered? Sure, it's not very significant what party you are (there are liberal Republicans and "Reagan Democrats"), but it does matter where your values lie. People blow up buildings, kill thousands. People kill their own children, for crying out loud. We need to protect America from people who want to destroy it. Here's an example of why you just can't ignore some things (like bombs). I was in gym class the other day, and you know how there's always a couple clowns in a crowd? Well, two such guys kept trying to steal the basketball from my friend and me. We did a pretty good job of keeping it away, but they got it a couple times. Finally my friend said, "I just want to play basketball. Let's ignore them."

I said, "Well, if we ignore them, we won't get to play anyway. They'll just take it. So at least if we try to keep it we get to play."

It's like, "I want to live without fear of terrorist attacks. So I'm going to ignore them!"

You can't put everything on the "Love Train."

The Nuclear Option

So, as a "last resort" (which was pretty much their plan from the start), Harry Reid says he will use "reconciliation", which basically means that the Dems can pass key parts of the bill with only a simple majority, so they won't need GOP support.

So who cares about America? Especially when we have illegal immigrants to worry about.

Reid says he hopes he doesn't have to go to those lengths. Right. The libs, for once, actually want conservatives to be patriotic so they have an excuse to shove their healthcare bill down our throats. So it's either we agree with the Dems and pass the bill or they leave us in the dust and they pass the bill.

If they cared about America's health, they'd listen to Americans. But we know that. We know they're desperate to push their healthcare agenda no matter the cost. We know they're ruthless lunatics bent on destroying everything America was.

The question is, how does this knowledge help us, and what can we do if (even though most Americans are doubting their plan and we tell them so, and they have been proved wrong countless times) they pass the bill anyway without listening to America and just ignoring the GOP? How can we stop them if they just ignore us?

America, we need to think of something to defeat the nuclear option and the public option so we can have the option of LIVING.

Tax: I Think It Has a Pretty Universal Meaning

So, George Stephanopoulos asked, "Under this mandate, the government is forcing people to spend money, fining you if you don't. How is that not a tax?"

Seriously. But here's what Obama said (with, of course, a considerable amount of stammering and stuttering that tends to happen when you're caught in a moment of utter stupidity): " No, but -- but, George, you -- you can't just make up that language and decide that that's called a tax increase."

Making up languages? Merriam-Webster is offended. The whole English-speaking population is offended. Well, I guess he still has illegal immigrants as his BFF's. This is the dictionary definition of tax: a charge, usually of money, imposed by authority on persons or property for public purposes.

So let's see. Okay, a tax is a charge, and a fine is a charge, and requiring someone to pay money is a charge. So whether or not they end up paying for healthcare, they are taxed. Imposed by authority? Yes, the government is imposing it. On persons or property for public purposes... check. Public purposes such as helping their healthcare plan. People such as we, the people. Apparently we're the property of the government. But Obama said, "No. That -- that's not true, George. The -- for us to say that you've got to take a responsibility to get health insurance is absolutely not a tax increase."

Once again, Obama's fabulous defense: No I'm not, you're lying, that's false, that's ridiculous, that's not true, that's untrue, that's preposterous, that's absolutely not a tax increase. Evidence? What's that mean? Anyone got a dictionary?

Discouraged

If the CIA investigations continue, some CIA officials insist that some will be discouraged from properly fighting terrorism.

Maybe that's what Obama wants. Our own President fights for... terrorists' rights?

That's discouraging.

Happy Belated Constitution Day

This is going to have slightly less pessimism than my posts usually do. Or, I hope it will. I kind of lost my optimism somewhere on or after January 20, 2009. Crap, I'm doing it again. This is harder than I thought. Maybe it would be easier if I didn't have so much to be pessimistic about. No, never mind, the world is full of optimism. Today is a new day, Constitution Day was two days ago, and we finally have a President who's on the right track (did I mention I got a pet unicorn?). Okay, never mind. I can't do this. Optimism and denying reality are two very different things.

But seriously, there is something to be optimistic about. Obama confirmed that Wilson's outburst and healthcare criticism in general is not about race, but about--of all things--healthcare. So, Maureen Dowd and all those other liberal I-don't-care-if-it-has-to-do-with-race-he's-black-so-you're-racist fanatics have been dissed by their Almighty Obama. At least he knows that we disagree with him because he's a lunatic and not because of the color of his skin.

And also, I think America is finally starting to REALIZE he's a lunatic, no matter what color he is. So. That's a plus. No more brainwashed citizens. I think we see past the smooth talk. Some of us.

So anyway. Happy Constitution Day two days late. To celebrate, tell your grandparents you love them (you respected your elders in 1787). Tell your children you love them (enough to have had them). If you're a girl tell your husband, if you're a guy tell your wife, "I love you." Tell America you love it by excercising your freedoms and doing something to save it.

And tell the government:

I love America. It's you guys I worry about (and therefore I worry about America, too, I guess).

Ever heard the song "Love Train"? I want to know if that guy's on, like, Valium or something. Are you kidding me? We should try to love everyone, yeah, but sometimes you have to stand up for those you love, for what you believe in. Some people, like the people who killed 3,000 on September 11, 2001, need to be shown a thing or two. It's not hate. It's justice.

Tell America you love it. There's a lot of love going around, it's just directed wrong, like at terrorists, Muslims, illegals, Cuba, and all those people who hate us.

Friends Don't Let Friends Be ACORN, Obama, or Terrorists

My first thought about Obama is (okay, not my first thought, but I don't swear on this blog): With friends like these... I mean, can't you get better friends than ACORN and terrorists? Not to mention... Nancy Pelosi?!

It was finally decided that we would stop funding ACORN with federal dollars. One argument against cutting off funding was that they "helped the Democratic party".

Yeah, by committing voter fraud.

"It advocates for the poor."

Yeah, well, it also sets up child prostitution houses.

"It supported Obama in his campaign."

...no comment.

And speaking of Obama, what President calls ANYONE a jacka** publicly? Even if he was acting like one. I mean, it's okay to remark privately to your wife or a friend, but especially as President... you just don't do that.

Then again, you just don't murder children, rationalize humans, try to befriend terrorists and spend your way out of debt, or revert to socialism, either.

"You Lie!": The Dems' Heaven-Sent Diversion

The Dems were actually glad when Wilson yelled "You lie!" at Obama. It provided the perfect diversion. It distracted the public from the actual substance (or lack thereof) of Obama's speech. They know as well as you and I that Obama's arguments against critics of his plan ("That is a lie." "That is false." "That is not true.") won't stand for long. So of course they'll beat the dead horse as long as they can.

Even though Obama accepted Wilson's apology, the rest of the Dems still insist on making Wilson apologize on the House floor. He apologized to Obama in a public statement. Obama accepted the apology. Apparently the Dems, for ONCE, decided to undermine their sacred Messiah and try to punish Wilson.

Well, we're not falling for their distraction. Wilson shouted "You lie!" for a reason. He was right.

Either Obama is flat-out lying or he's not telling the whole truth. It doesn't really matter.

First, he said that illegal immigrants are not going to be covered by his plan. How convenient for illegal immigrants, though, that insurance companies are NOT ALLOWED TO ASK YOU IF YOU'RE HERE LEGALLY. Yeah. So, it won't cover illegal immigrants, but we're not allowed to find out whether people are legal citizens.

Second, he said it would not cover abortions. Once again, it "won't cover abortions", but the Democrats refused an amendment to the bill that would prohibit federal abortion funding. So, it won't do something, but an amendment to make sure it won't do something was refused. Why was it refused, if they're really telling the truth?

Third, he insists that it would not be a complete government overhaul of healthcare. Of course not. At first. But everyone will want to switch to the "free" plan, so the insurance companies will go out of business. Then, when everyone wants to switch back to private insurance so they can get open-heart surgery (they don't have the time to wait for all the people with scrapes and bruises to get out of the OR), they won't be able to switch, because the insurance companies will be dead.

Fourth, the healthcare plan won't "add a single dime to our deficit"? No, it'll just suck every dime out of the American public.

Finally, apparently there will be no death panels. Then why did Dr. Ezekiel Emmanuel talk about a "priority curve"? We're prioritizing humans now? "No, we're not!" Obama insists.

YOU LIE.

Powerless

Osama bin Ladin called Obama powerless to end the war in Afghanistan. I think he is right at least in that Obama is powerless.

Obama refuses to let us interrogate terrorists in ways that yield promising information. He is closing the Gitmo prison and sending the detainees... somewhere. Like our backyards. So, yeah, Obama is powerless. He is powerless to protect his country. He might be able to protect the terrorists, though.

Can You Play That "Racism" Card One More Time?

So, Joe Wilson's outburst was an issue of race, huh?

Strange how he yelled "You lie" at Obama after he talked about how illegal immigrants would not be covered in the healthcare plan. And yet Maureen Dowd, a NY Times columnist, insists that it was an issue of race. Can she honestly imply that he wouldn't have shouted "You lie" at a white liar? A lie is a lie, no matter who tells it.

Skin color is no issue if someone is putting lives at risk or lying about major issues. Whoever does that is dangerous. Wilson obviously felt that Obama was doing just that. But it's just like a liberal to insist that anyone who disagrees with a colored person's morals is racist. Believe me, I've been called racist myself.

If Wilson told Obama he detested Obama's homemade cupcakes, Wilson would be called racist. It's an unwinnable battle. Anything you say is racism. His outburst was out of place, but calling him racist is going too far.

But we all know liberals are experts at ignorantly going too far.

Obama's Supporters

There are many ways to get money. The government primarily does so by printing or borrowing it and ripping off taxpayers. Lazy liberals get on welfare. Patriotic, hardworking Americans get a freaking job.

On Hannity, one caller called in saying she liked Obama's plan because she had a friend on welfare who lived in this nice house and didn't work. Her friend didn't want to pay for her healthcare, so she liked Obama's plan.

My friend's dad says that liberals are liberals because being a liberal is easy. It requires no thinking, doing... or working. That's why they're Obama fans.

So there you have it: Obama's supporters. Oh, and don't forget the illegals, Muslims, and terrorists.

Terrorism and Why We Must Stop It

First, let's take a moment of silence in remembrance of the nearly 3,000 lives lost on September eleventh, 2001.

Now let's make sure it never happens again.

The Guantanamo Bay detention center should not be closed, and we need to keep using interrogation methods that work. Oh, wait. We can't, because Obama came and it's too late.

No, it's not.

We can reverse this, we can fight this, and we can save our country.

In my opinion, anyone who treats terrorists as anything less than radical, crazed enemies of our country is as good as one of them. You do the math.

Did you realize that one thousand more than died in nine-eleven die every day by abortion? Yeah. Terrorism at its best.

How can we forget what happened and hope the terrorists can be our friends?

If Obama was President when the terrorists were heading a plane toward the White House, would he still insist we treat them as friends?

I told one of my friends that I would jab toothpicks under the fingernails of a terrorist to get information. She said, "They are people, too! Aren't all people created equal?"

I said, "Yes. So they shouldn't bomb us, number one. And number two, people are created equal. So if someone from American Idol bombed us, I'd jab toothpicks under their fingernails, too."

"You scare me," she said.

"Plane-hijacking, radical, murderous terrorists scare me," I said.

I guess we aren't scared or sad enough.

You know the saying "I shoulda seen it coming like an atom bomb," or "You'll need an atom bomb to show you the truth"?

In our case, it might take two atom bombs. Or one impeachment and removal from office. You decide.

If we do nothing, the terrorists won't hate us any less. More of us will die, that's all. Just like war.

I miss the good old days when terrorists were terrorists, safety was safety, and we didn't have to worry about another 9/11.

The Future of America

Obama, in his address, says the future depends on us. The most sensible thing he's ever said. Of course, he probably meant the future depends on our being his mindless supporters, but he also said we choose our own destiny. So he may not be getting the mob of lemmings he'd hoped for.

He says he wants to make the nation more fair and more free. Is fairness not listening to America when we say we don't want his healthcare plan? Is freedom being afraid of terrorist attacks because your president tried to make friends with them?

He says we need to help old folks like him. No, he needs to help old folks by not rationalizing them.

He talked about how we had to fail to succeed. Nice try, pal. There's no excuse for the kind of failure you've been exhibiting. He talked about how you write many drafts of a paper. Included in drafting is editing and rereading. Apparently the "drafts of a paper" part was lost when they wrote the stimulus.

He said asking for help was good; he does it every day. He says it's a sign of strength, admitting you don't know something (like how to be President). It's okay to be wrong and know it (you know, by apologizing for being America). Sure, he asks for help. From anyone but a Republican.

He asks us to consider our contributions to America, our problems to solve. I know a big problem off the bat: Barack Obama.

He says we all have things to contribute; we should give ourselves a chance. What about giving the unborn a chance to contribute?

He says he's working to give us children a better education--the ones who survived Roe v. Wade, anyway.

All in all, his speech was convincing and smooth, as usual. Which says what? Ogres' voices are sweet and hypnotic. So?

I'll get an education. I'll make my contribution to America: helping to save us from liberalism and helping to save us from terrorism (sorry, that's redundant).

The Compassionate Left...?

So, let me get this straight. We go all crazy about possible "abuse" of terrorists, but it's perfectly legitimate and acceptable to convince citizens to kill themselves. To put it another way, we must launch an extreme investigation into whether or not CIA agents abused (define "abused") those who bomb us to pieces (now THAT'S abuse), but we're doing everyone a favor by getting rid of the elderly, many of them veterans of fights against terrorists.

So, the left is compassionate because they harbor terrorists and fraternize with the enemy, yet kill unborn children and grandparents. The left is compassionate because they ridicule those who try to protect our nation. The left is compassionate because they are the self-proclaimed protectors of terrorists and traitors.

How lucky we right-wingers are that SOMEONE knows in their heart (not their brain) what is left.