First Post of '10

It's good to be back. There have been three terroist attacks since Obama took office, and he hasn't even been there for a year! **winks cheerfully**

The debt is still climbing. So is the level of atrocity an act must reach in order to surprise me. Like, when I heard Obama saying he was basically Planned Parenthood's buddy, of course I laughed because it's a racist organization. Knock yourself out (which is what PP was created to do). Then I heard that terrorists would be coming to America to be in prison. In Illinois. How fitting. I was like, "Is he crazy?!?!?" Rhetorical question. THEN I heard that five terrorists would be given civilian trials. I was trembling. THIS was the last straw (but, of course, it wasn't). I ranted a little to my mom, then she shut me up, so I got on the computer and ranted some more. Now, far after the fact, I'll rant some more. Here is my vision of the apocalypse (yes, I had fun with this). Are you kidding? The people the terrorists killed are citizens. Not them! We didn't even capture them on American soil. They're war prisoners. I don't see anywhere in the Constitution that permits that, but there is this one idea of the Constitution, I believe it's a very central idea, that the government is responsible for our safety. It's one of their few responsibilities. Not only are they disregarding our safety by letting--no, inviting--the terrorists in, but they are paying more attention to the terrorists' well-being than ours. They're equating terrorist with citizen. The scale is unbalanced, so they throw the bodies of aborted babies and euthanized citizens on the scale to even it out. Then they throw some money on it. Amazingly, the scale starts to weigh less. They quickly change to a world currency and drop that on the scale. It's still not equal. So they try to decide what to put on next. Well, they reason, Obama's words seem to be worth a lot to everyone. So they weigh his words against two pennies. They add the pennies to the terrorist-citizen scale. Then the terrorists set off a bomb and we all die.

Okay. Obviously that won't happen, because who the heck would weigh Obama's words against two pennies?

Well, I'm done with my lunatic rant (aka my mom is making me vacuum).