Wondering With Conviction

I wonder whether or not President Obama is the right President for us. No, not really. I know he's probably the worst President in history. But things that could make those pesky little on-the-fence people wonder are:

1. He doesn't put his hand over his heart when saying the Pledge of Allegiance. Okay, most people would look at that and say, "Something is MAJORLY wrong."

2. His volunteerism career includes: ACORN, and letting prison inmates work on the streets in volunteer organizations.

3. His speech about the Fort Hood massacre. Let's see... a two-minute preamble about Indian rights, and then...
"Some of you might have heard" about the shooting at Fort Hood. Yes, we might have heard. There is some possibility that some of us might have heard.

You may recognize my comments above as being similar to ones on the Glenn Beck show last night. But I didn't get them there; I simply made the remarks myself while watching the show. Just clarifying for any liberals out there seeking to accuse a conservative.

4. He kills American babies because that's the kind of caring, nonviolent, compassionate liberal he is.

5. If you're unemployed right now, you know.

6. Healthcare rationing: he can't prove it won't happen. He can't prove anything, really, because that's just the way liberals are.

7. He messed up on his oath and left out "faithfully". Coincidence?

8. His BFF is a proud terrorist (but then, so are the people he promises to set free on American soil... everyone's a terrorist these days... including Barack Hussein Obama).

9. What he HAS done has been bad.

Now he's holding a job summit. And he says there are limits to what a government can and should do, but we need to consider every additional step? And the forum is meant to prevent making any "ill-considered decisions"? Why couldn't he have had this forum sometime before the stimulus? And he says the economic growth we've seen has not led to the jobs we need? That's cause he's a fake. Because we've "seen economic growth" just like he "picked up something off the floor" when he "shook hands" with a Saudi king. Just like he's a "Messiah". I already have a Messiah.

I am convinced he's not a Messiah, and I'm wondering when I'll get a President.